MY SIDES HURT FROM LAUGHING
to be fair Bin Laden did have diabetes, just sayin this could’ve been a good strategy
so embarrassed I don’t wanna talk about it
Yesterday in Thailand, riot cops yield to peaceful protesters by removing barricades AND their helmets in a shocking gesture of solidarity.
Dave trying to impress his hot date with his hecka rad driving skills
one time i was walking across the courtyard and some kids were clustered around where the seagulls always are and then this kid fuckin GRABBED ONE OUT OF THE AIR and i was literally so fucking amazed but all his friends were like “tyrone put that shit down” and “again tyrone?? really??” which is even better because it means he was a habitual seagull catcher
the other boys were just jealous because he gets all the gulls
[DJ voice] this song goes out to everyone who let me copy off of their algebra homework
a pregnant woman goes into a coma
months later she wakes up, no longer pregnant
“you had twins! ” the nurse exclaims. “your brother named them”
“what did he name the girl?” the woman asks
“that’s alright, I like denise. and the boy?”
not just followers, everyone.
I’m here if any of you need to talk<3
The best part is, this post actually does something, it offers support, unlike one of those useless “reblog if you care” posts.